Archive for September 19th, 2019

Early Bird Sneak Peek: “No Homo”!

September 19, 2019

Hi all! It’s time for another Early Bird Sneak Peek, where I share a glimpse at the story my lucky Early Bird patrons will be enjoying next Saturday thanks to their pledges at my Patreon page! Of course, if you’re not an Early Bird patron, you’ll still get a story next week–“Naked in Front of the Computer”, teased previously, has already been submitted to the EMCSA. But the Early Bird patrons will be getting “No Homo” (MC MM)!

Look, Andy and Blake know what you’re thinking when you see that “MM” in the story description, but it’s not like that, okay? They’re just dudes being bros, bros being guys, guy dudes having a little bromance in a totally straight kind of way. Sure, they hang out together, and sure, they hug it out, and sure, they crash in the same bed at night, and sure, they’re comfortable with each other’s bodies. But that doesn’t… y’know… mean anything. Right? Here’s a taste:

They got inside, and Blake set down the luggage next to the door. “Here, dude,” he said, moving quickly across the living room to scoop up an armload of clean clothing from the sofa. “Let me just find a place for the clothes on the couch, and you can go ahead and crash.” He started to look around, trying to find a place to deposit the outfits that wouldn’t wreck his system. The recliner had dirty clothes on it, and he didn’t want to mix the clean stuff with the dirty stuff. The kitchen table still had some residue on it from the spill at breakfast this morning, and he knew he couldn’t set anything there until it was wiped down. The kitchen chair wouldn’t hold everything, and–

“Nah, nah, don’t worry about it,” Andy mumbled, looking weary and haggard. “I don’t want to put you to all that work. We’ll just share your bed tonight, okay? No homo.” He scrubbed at the stubble on his cheeks with his fingers, almost as if he was surprised to find it there, and gave Blake an expectant look as though he thought his friend was going to argue the point.

But Blake had shared plenty of beds with other guys before. “No homo,” he said with a shrug, heading down the short hallway to his bedroom. It wasn’t a big deal–back in their college days, Blake and Andy had wound up crashing together in all sorts of weird situations, from road trips to overnights for track to just being too fucking drunk or tired to find the right bedroom. It wasn’t a big deal, not for a dude as secure in his heterosexuality as Blake. He could sleep next to Andy and not worry about what it ‘meant’ like some other guys did. It meant they were friends, that was all. Buds. Comrades. Amigos. Bros in arms.

Hope you enjoy it!