Posts Tagged ‘song parodies’

Earworms Redux

October 1, 2011

I know it’s kind of silly, but it does pop into my head a lot, so without further ado…

(to the tune of “You Are My Sunshine”)

You are my Goddess
My only Goddess
My mind is empty
Thoughts fade away
I’ll never know how
Much you control me
Goddess speaks, and I must obey.

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Earworms

December 30, 2009

Sorry, but I’ve had this stuck in my head for weeks now, and I just need to get it out.

With apologies to Katy Perry…

You gotta help me out

It’s all a blur last night

We shared a taxi and I wound up following you

I lost my memory, you took my motel key

You had the most seducing looks

You enslaved me

I kind of tranced out

And wound up sinking deep down

Mind’s blank and empty

Remember what you told me

“Shut up and put my pussy where your mouth is

That’s what you get for waking up my sex slave

Soon you’ll be forced to helplessly obey me

That’s what you get for waking up my sex slave”

Why are these lights so bright?

Why are my nipples tight?

Dressed up in latex, why am I wearing a collar?

Can’t call for help now

My deep self wants to obey

Mind’s blank and empty

Remember what you told me

“Shut up and put my pussy where your mouth is

That’s what you get for waking up my sex slave

Soon you’ll be forced to helplessly obey me

That’s what you get for waking up my sex slave”

You got me into this

Total mental overload, horny and I lost control

Can’t send an S.O.S.

Can’t get the words out

I try to fight, I slip down

My mind is so empty

Remember what you told me

Remember what you told me

Remember what you told me, told me, told me…

“Shut up and put my pussy where your mouth is

That’s what you get for waking up my sex slave

Soon you’ll be forced to helplessly obey me

That’s what you get for waking up my sex slave”

“That’s what you get, baby

Pendant glitters, watch, watch, watch the glitter

You know you must obey me

You know you must obey me”